Funny War Stories!

[Spartacus]

exactly. The Jolteon just wouldn't use Thunderbolt on a Pikachu. Even a n00b knows Electric resists itself. Thats why he could switch pika in safely

[Ace.]

Finally, I have one to post.

So I was doing a friendly with a......friend, and I felt like having fun, so I used my fun team - my Cradily sweep team. xD
Now I also have a Cradily ToxiStall team (COPIED FROM MAJE HEE HEE), but I use this one to have fun.

This will show you just how UBER Cradily is.

I don't have war machine, so I just basically copied the log and pasted it, and added my stuff manually. >_>

My commentary will be underlined.
Us chatting will be in bold.
Score will be in italics.
I edited out my opponent's name to spare them their dignity. xD
Onto the "war"story...

---
Ace. switched in Magnezone (lvl 100 Magnezone).
Magnezone used Explosion.
Swampert lost 61% of its health.
Magnezone lost 100% of its health.
Ace.'s Magnezone fainted.
Swampert used Earthquake.
But there was no target!
The sandstorm rages.

5-1
So basically the whole premise of my team is to take out Cradily's counters with the use of revenge killing. So yes, I let my opponent kill something, then I bring out something to counter it. It's so simple, it doesn't require any prediction at all. xD So anyway, my opponent killed my Swampert counter, so that ^^^ was basically my last ditch effort to kill Swampert, but obviously, it failed. >_> Luckily, in the beginning of the match, I was able to Trick a Scarf onto Swampy, which will prove to be vital.

DrakoRisingz: Magnet rise?

Obviously not. D:

Ace.: Perfect.

Yeeees, perfect indeed...So at this point, my opponent was up 5-1, with me killing what would've caused the most problems, Lucario. Thanks to my sacrifices, I now know my opponent's entire team, and it's time to bring out the big gun...

Ace. switched in Cradily (lvl 100 Cradily ?).

IT'S CRADILY BITCHES!
Prepare to be introduced to your worst nightmare...

Swampert used Earthquake.
Cradily lost 33% of its health.
Cradily used Curse.
Cradily's speed was lowered.
Cradily's attack was raised.
Cradily's defence was raised.
The sandstorm rages.
Cradily's leftovers restored its health a little!
Cradily restored 6% of its health.

Mwahahaha.

DrakoRisingz: The famous cradily moveset?

Nope, even better!

Swampert used Earthquake.
Cradily lost 23% of its health.
Cradily used Curse.
Cradily's speed was lowered.
Cradily's attack was raised.
Cradily's defence was raised.
The sandstorm rages.
Cradily's leftovers restored its health a little!
Cradily restored 6% of its health.
---
Swampert used Earthquake.
Cradily lost 19% of its health.
Cradily used Curse.
Cradily's speed was lowered.
Cradily's attack was raised.
Cradily's defence was raised.
The sandstorm rages.
Cradily's leftovers restored its health a little!
Cradily restored 6% of its health.
---
Swampert used Earthquake.
Cradily lost 15% of its health.
Cradily used Recover.
Cradily restored 50% of its health.
The sandstorm rages.
Cradily's leftovers restored its health a little!
Cradily restored 6% of its health.

So right now I have an 100% Cradily with +3 Atk and Def, and -3 Spd. This isn't looking good for my opponent...

Ace.: Tee hee

TEE HEE INDEED.

DrakoRisingz: Stock pile is a no?

I guess not. :/

BOB switched in Latias (lvl 100 Latias ?).
Pointed stones dug into Latias.
Latias lost 12% of its health.
Cradily used Curse.
Cradily's speed was lowered.
Cradily's attack was raised.
Cradily's defence was raised.
The sandstorm rages.
Latias is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Latias lost 6% of its health.
Cradily's leftovers restored its health a little!
Cradily restored 6% of its health.

Kept Cursing till I felt uncomfortable, then I use...

Latias used Draco Meteor.
A critical hit!
Cradily lost 55% of its health.
Latias's special attack was harshly lowered.
Cradily used Recover.
Cradily restored 50% of its health.
The sandstorm rages.
Latias is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Latias lost 6% of its health.
Cradily's leftovers restored its health a little!
Cradily restored 6% of its health.

...Recover, to see if I can survive. I obviously can, so I was pretty comfortable. This will be fun

Ace.: Ahh, crit almost cost me.

Indeed Ace., you SEXY BEAST. Though it wouldn't have, cause a -2 Draco Meteor, even with another crit, will not 2HKO.

BOB switched in Jirachi (lvl 100 Jirachi).
Pointed stones dug into Jirachi.
Jirachi lost 6% of its health.
Cradily used Rock Slide.
It's not very effective...
Jirachi lost 29% of its health.
The sandstorm rages.
Jirachi's leftovers restored its health a little!
Jirachi restored 6% of its health.
Cradily's leftovers restored its health a little!
Cradily restored 6% of its health.

Decided to start attacking, though maybe I should've Cursed one more time since a switch was evident. :/ Oh well.

Jirachi used Thunder Wave.
Cradily is paralysed! It may be unable to move!
Cradily used Earthquake.
It's super effective!
Jirachi lost 101% of its health.
BOB's Jirachi fainted.
The sandstorm rages.
Cradily's leftovers restored its health a little!
Cradily restored 6% of its health.

4-1
Hmm, don't know why they did that for, cause...

Ace.: I'm already at -4 speed xD
BOB switched in Latias (lvl 100 Latias ?).
Pointed stones dug into Latias.
Latias lost 12% of its health.
BOB: I was hoping for hax.

[u]Ahh, that explains it.[/b]

Latias used Surf.
Cradily lost 11% of its health.
Cradily used Rock Slide.
Latias lost 76% of its health.
BOB's Latias fainted.
The sandstorm rages.
Cradily's leftovers restored its health a little!
Cradily restored 6% of its health.

3-1
Nobody can kill Cradily!

Ace.: If I win that'll be lol

But don't you know Ace., God of Sexy, you've already won.

DrakoRisingz: Is this your league team?
BOB: I'll shoot myself. xD
BOB switched in Rotom-c (lvl 100 Rotom-c).
Pointed stones dug into Rotom-c.
Rotom-c lost 12% of its health.
Ace.: Hellllllllllllllllll no! xD
Ace.: Just a fun team I made

FOR WHOOPING ASS!

Rotom-c used Shadow Ball.
Cradily lost 12% of its health.
Cradily is paralysed! It can't move!
The sandstorm rages.
Rotom-c is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Rotom-c lost 6% of its health.
Rotom-c's leftovers restored its health a little!
Rotom-c restored 6% of its health.
Cradily's leftovers restored its health a little!
Cradily restored 6% of its health.

Parahax won't stop me!

DrakoRisingz: and this is your league team BOB?
BOB: I'm not doing the league... xD
Rotom-c used Shadow Ball.
Cradily lost 13% of its health.
Cradily's special defence was lowered.
Cradily used Rock Slide.
Rotom-c lost 61% of its health.
The sandstorm rages.
Rotom-c is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Rotom-c lost 6% of its health.
Rotom-c's leftovers restored its health a little!
Rotom-c restored 6% of its health.
Cradily's leftovers restored its health a little!
Cradily restored 6% of its health.

SpD lower was gay, but it STILL WON'T STOP ME!

Rotom-c used Substitute.
Rotom-c lost 25% of its health.
Rotom-c made a substitute!
Cradily used Recover.
Cradily restored 50% of its health.
The sandstorm rages.
Rotom-c is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Rotom-c lost 6% of its health.
BOB's Rotom-c fainted.

2-1
You would've died next turn anyway. xD

DrakoRisingz: Cursepert!

NO.

Ace.: xD
BOB switched in Tyranitar (lvl 100 Tyranitar ?).
Tyranitar's Sand Stream whipped up a sandstorm!
Pointed stones dug into Tyranitar.
Tyranitar lost 12% of its health.
Ace.: Nope, trick'd a Scarf to it
Ace.: Don't let me win, that'll be lol!

But Ace., you sexy ass mofo, once again, you've already won. xD

Tyranitar used Earthquake.
Cradily lost 19% of its health.
Cradily used Earthquake.
It's super effective!
Tyranitar lost 84% of its health.
BOB's Tyranitar fainted.
The sandstorm rages.
Cradily's leftovers restored its health a little!
Cradily restored 6% of its health.

1-1
lolololololol

Ace.: That's gg lolololol

You're right Ace., you sexy devil.

BOB: Fuckin' A.
DrakoRisingz: omg.
Ace.: GOGOGO CRADILY

That pretty much sums up the match. xD

BOB switched in Swampert (lvl 100 Swampert ?).
Pointed stones dug into Swampert.
Swampert lost 6% of its health.

Silly Swampert, you don't stand a chance!

DrakoRisingz: Cradily is beast!

Indeed he is Drako, indeed he is.

Swampert used Ice Beam.
It's super effective!
Cradily lost 23% of its health.
Cradily used Earthquake.
Swampert lost 34% of its health.
BOB's Swampert fainted.
Ace. wins!

1-0
PWNED.

Ace.: LOL
DrakoRisingz: LOL
BOB: I QUIT LIFE.
Ace.: Shouldn't have let me set up on Swampy xD
BOB has left the room.
Ace.: lol
Ace.: I'm saving this and posting it on CAL xD
---


...and here it is.
Hope you enjoyed it. xD

[Kir]

Rules: Ladder Match, Sleep Clause, Freeze Clause, OHKO Clause, Evasion Clause, Species Clause, Strict Damage Clause, Soul Dew Clause
Kir sent out Smeargle (lvl 100 Smeargle ♂).
Kenjin sent out Tyranitar (lvl 100 Tyranitar ♂).
Tyranitar's Sand Stream whipped up a sandstorm!
A sandstorm brewed!
Kenjin: noooooooob
Kir: lol?
Smeargle used Spore.
Tyranitar fell asleep!
Tyranitar is fast asleep!
The sandstorm rages.
Smeargle is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Smeargle lost 6% of its health.

Kenjin: pay you're oober
Kir switched in Jirachi (lvl 100 Jirachi).
Tyranitar woke up!
Tyranitar used Dragon Dance.
Tyranitar's attack was raised.
Tyranitar's speed was raised.
The sandstorm rages.

Jirachi used Iron Head.
It's super effective!
Tyranitar lost 64% of its health.
Tyranitar flinched!
The sandstorm rages.
Tyranitar's leftovers restored its health a little!
Tyranitar restored 6% of its health.

Kenjin: go on smogon and learn strategy
Kenjin has left the room.
Kir wins!

[Rhyperior101]

Rules: Evasion Clause, Freeze Clause, OHKO Clause, Self-KO Clause, Sleep Clause, Species Clause
Rhyperior101 sent out Swampert (lvl 100 Swampert ?).
Prinny sent out Gliscor (lvl 100 Gliscor ?).
Prinny has left the room.
Rhyperior101 wins!

Does this count?

[KiwiDean]

Guess so?

Newbs ragequit over leads often. I'm guessing he didn't think of U-Turning to a Vaporeon or something. :?

[SpaceGoo]

It had to be done. (Sorry Pole. xDDD)

Sooooo...this was to see if football is better than baseball. Yeah, GREAT topic to battle over. We decided on a random battle; my favorite type of battulz.

Rules: Random Battle
polelover44 sent out Slakoth (lvl 100 Slakoth ?).
SpaceGoo sent out Snover (lvl 100 Snover ?).
Snover's Snow Warning whipped up a hailstorm!
Hail began to fall!
Slakoth used Fire Blast.
It's super effective!
Snover lost 98% of its health.
Snover used Substitute.
But it failed!
The hail continues to fall.
Slakoth is pelted by hail!
Slakoth lost 6% of its health.

It's a random battle' of course I'm not going to expect something like that to come up so soon.

SpaceGoo: FU
Slakoth is loafing around!
Snover used Ice Punch.
Slakoth lost 23% of its health.
The hail continues to fall.
Slakoth is pelted by hail!
Slakoth lost 6% of its health.
---
Slakoth used Rock Smash.
It's super effective!
Snover lost 25% of its health.
SpaceGoo's Snover fainted.
The hail continues to fall.
Slakoth is pelted by hail!
Slakoth lost 6% of its health.
---
SpaceGoo switched in Golduck (lvl 100 Golduck ?).
Golduck used Light Screen.
A barrier was formed!
Slakoth is loafing around!
The hail continues to fall.
Golduck is pelted by hail!
Golduck lost 6% of its health.
Slakoth is pelted by hail!
Slakoth lost 6% of its health.
---
felixmartin has entered the room.
Golduck used Water Pulse.
Slakoth lost 59% of its health.
polelover44's Slakoth fainted.
The hail continues to fall.
Golduck is pelted by hail!
Golduck lost 6% of its health.

Finally killed that biatch off. D:
---
felixmartin: no!!!
felixmartin: soccer won already!
SpaceGoo: this is for football > baseball
polelover44 switched in Shaymin (lvl 100 Shaymin).
SpaceGoo: then football > soccer :3
SpaceGoo switched in Happiny (lvl 100 Happiny ?).
Shaymin used Growth.
Shaymin's special attack was raised.
The hail continues to fall.
Shaymin is pelted by hail!
Shaymin lost 6% of its health.
Happiny is pelted by hail!
Happiny lost 6% of its health.
---

How joyous...

felixmartin: i mean i like baseball better than football..
Shaymin used Double Team.
Shaymin's evasion was raised.
Happiny used Fling.
Happiny flung its Deepseascale!
Shaymin lost 1% of its health.
The hail continues to fall.
Shaymin is pelted by hail!
Shaymin lost 6% of its health.
Happiny is pelted by hail!
Happiny lost 6% of its health.

No clauses so...not looking so good for me.

felixmartin: football=gay..
felixmartin: sorry goo..
SpaceGoo: double team huh
Shaymin used Double Team.
Shaymin's evasion was raised.
Happiny used Double Team.
Happiny's evasion was raised.
Happiny's light screen wore off!
The hail continues to fall.
Shaymin is pelted by hail!
Shaymin lost 6% of its health.
Happiny is pelted by hail!
Happiny lost 6% of its health.
---
Shaymin used Facade.
Happiny lost 72% of its health.
Happiny used Double Team.
Happiny's evasion was raised.
The hail continues to fall.
Shaymin is pelted by hail!
Shaymin lost 6% of its health.
Happiny is pelted by hail!
Happiny lost 6% of its health.
---
felixmartin: double team battle!
Shaymin used Facade.
Happiny lost 71% of its health.
SpaceGoo's Happiny fainted.
The hail continues to fall.
Shaymin is pelted by hail!
Shaymin lost 6% of its health.

And I get no hit off. ._. Score is 5-4 now, I believe.

polelover44: ulie
SpaceGoo: fag :c
polelover44: no u
SpaceGoo switched in Feraligatr (lvl 100 Feraligatr ?).
Shaymin used Swift.
Feraligatr lost 22% of its health.
Feraligatr used Facade.
Shaymin lost 16% of its health.
The hail continues to fall.
Shaymin is pelted by hail!
Shaymin lost 6% of its health.
Feraligatr is pelted by hail!
Feraligatr lost 6% of its health.
---
Shaymin used Facade.
A critical hit!
Feraligatr lost 35% of its health.
Feraligatr used Facade.
A critical hit!
Shaymin lost 35% of its health.
The hail continues to fall.
Shaymin is pelted by hail!
Shaymin lost 6% of its health.
Feraligatr is pelted by hail!
Feraligatr lost 6% of its health.

^That right there made me lmao.

felixmartin: please get burnt! or poisoned!
SpaceGoo: lol dual crit
Shaymin used Swift.
Feraligatr lost 21% of its health.
Feraligatr used Facade.
Shaymin lost 19% of its health.
polelover44's Shaymin fainted.
The hail continues to fall.
Feraligatr is pelted by hail!
Feraligatr lost 6% of its health.
---
polelover44 switched in Togepi (lvl 100 Togepi ?).
felixmartin: and same damage!
SpaceGoo: lmao
felixmartin: togepi sweep
SpaceGoo: my last pogeyman is bestest
SpaceGoo: oD
Feraligatr used Focus Blast.
It's super effective!
Togepi lost 77% of its health.
Togepi's Oran Berry restored health!
Togepi restored 4% of its health.
Togepi used Captivate.
Feraligatr's special attack was harshly lowered.
The hail continues to fall.
Feraligatr is pelted by hail!
Feraligatr lost 6% of its health.
SpaceGoo's Feraligatr fainted.
Togepi is pelted by hail!
Togepi lost 6% of its health.

Notice what I said thar. 5-3 now.

SpaceGoo switched in Voltorb (lvl 100 Voltorb).
Voltorb used Swagger.
Togepi's attack was sharply raised.
Togepi became confused!
Togepi is confused!
Togepi used Safeguard.
Your team became cloaked in a mystic veil!
The hail continues to fall.
Voltorb is pelted by hail!
Voltorb lost 6% of its health.
Togepi is pelted by hail!
Togepi lost 6% of its health.

Slops to Voltorb for not having a single fucking move. :c


SpaceGoo: too late o:
Voltorb used Thunder Wave.
But it failed!
Togepi is confused!
Togepi used Lucky Chant.
The lucky chant shielded your team from critical hits!
The hail continues to fall.
Voltorb is pelted by hail!
Voltorb lost 6% of its health.
Togepi is pelted by hail!
Togepi lost 6% of its health.
---
Voltorb used Swagger.
Togepi's attack was sharply raised.
Togepi is already confused!
Togepi is confused!
It hurt itself in its confusion!
Togepi lost 27% of its health.
polelover44's Togepi fainted.
The hail continues to fall.
Voltorb is pelted by hail!
Voltorb lost 6% of its health.

4-3? No wai.

SpaceGoo: =D
polelover44 switched in Carnivine (lvl 100 Carnivine ?).
Voltorb used Swagger.
Carnivine's attack was sharply raised.
Carnivine is already confused!
Carnivine used Mud-Slap.
It's super effective!
Voltorb lost 18% of its health.
Voltorb's accuracy was lowered.
The hail continues to fall.
Voltorb is pelted by hail!
Voltorb lost 6% of its health.
Carnivine is pelted by hail!
Carnivine lost 6% of its health.
---
Voltorb used Thunder Wave.
But it failed!
Carnivine used Mud-Slap.
It's super effective!
Voltorb lost 17% of its health.
Voltorb's accuracy was lowered.
Your team is no longer protected by Safeguard!
The hail continues to fall.
Voltorb is pelted by hail!
Voltorb lost 6% of its health.
Carnivine is pelted by hail!
Carnivine lost 6% of its health.
---
Voltorb used Thunder Wave.
Carnivine is paralysed! It may be unable to move!
Carnivine used Mud-Slap.
It's super effective!
Voltorb lost 21% of its health.
Voltorb's accuracy was lowered.
Your team's Lucky Chant wore off!
The hail continues to fall.
Voltorb is pelted by hail!
Voltorb lost 6% of its health.
Carnivine is pelted by hail!
Carnivine lost 6% of its health.
---
Voltorb used Thunder Wave.
But it failed!
Carnivine used Mud-Slap.
It's super effective!
Voltorb lost 19% of its health.
SpaceGoo's Voltorb fainted.
The hail continues to fall.
Carnivine is pelted by hail!
Carnivine lost 6% of its health.

Couldn't really do much here...4-2.

SpaceGoo switched in Golduck (lvl 100 Golduck ?).
Golduck used Water Pulse.
It's not very effective...
Carnivine lost 15% of its health.
Carnivine used Substitute.
Carnivine lost 25% of its health.
Carnivine made a substitute!
The hail continues to fall.
Golduck is pelted by hail!
Golduck lost 6% of its health.
Carnivine is pelted by hail!
Carnivine lost 6% of its health.
---
felixmartin: taunt would have been pretty good..
felixmartin: for voltorb :P
Golduck used Water Pulse.
It's not very effective...
The substitute took damage for Carnivine!
Carnivine used Cut.
Golduck lost 33% of its health.
Golduck's Sitrus Berry restored health!
Golduck restored 25% of its health.
The hail continues to fall.
Golduck is pelted by hail!
Golduck lost 6% of its health.
Carnivine is pelted by hail!
Carnivine lost 6% of its health.
---
Golduck used Water Pulse.
It's not very effective...
The substitute took damage for Carnivine!
Carnivine's substitute faded!
Carnivine used Cut.
Golduck lost 34% of its health.
The hail continues to fall.
Golduck is pelted by hail!
Golduck lost 6% of its health.
Carnivine is pelted by hail!
Carnivine lost 6% of its health.
---
Golduck used Water Pulse.
It's not very effective...
Carnivine lost 14% of its health.
Carnivine is paralysed! It can't move!
The hail continues to fall.
Golduck is pelted by hail!
Golduck lost 6% of its health.
Carnivine is pelted by hail!
Carnivine lost 6% of its health.
polelover44's Carnivine fainted.

2-2. O:

SpaceGoo: die bish
polelover44 switched in Raikou (lvl 100 Raikou).
Raikou is exerting its pressure!
felixmartin: :O
SpaceGoo: fag
SpaceGoo: I can beat that
polelover44: ah fuck
polelover44: terrible moves
SpaceGoo: lol
Raikou used Swift.
Golduck lost 24% of its health.
SpaceGoo's Golduck fainted.
The hail continues to fall.
Raikou is pelted by hail!
Raikou lost 6% of its health.


2-1...fuck. I can't let baseball win, so I pull out my ultimate trap card...











































SpaceGoo switched in Seaking (lvl 100 Seaking ?).
SpaceGoo: UISAGFUIS FUCK YEA SEAKING
felixmartin: :O
Raikou used Swift.
Seaking lost 23% of its health.
Seaking used Ice Beam.
Raikou lost 20% of its health.
The hail continues to fall.
Raikou is pelted by hail!
Raikou lost 6% of its health.
Seaking is pelted by hail!
Seaking lost 6% of its health.


It was on now. After seeing Rhys' story on Seaking, I was fired up.

SpaceGoo: GOGOGOGO
Raikou used Swift.
Seaking lost 23% of its health.
Seaking used Ice Beam.
Raikou lost 19% of its health.
The hail continues to fall.
Raikou is pelted by hail!
Raikou lost 6% of its health.
Seaking is pelted by hail!
Seaking lost 6% of its health.
---
Raikou used Swift.
Seaking lost 22% of its health.
Seaking used Rest.
Seaking fell asleep!
Seaking restored 79% of its health.
The hail continues to fall.
Raikou is pelted by hail!
Raikou lost 6% of its health.
Seaking is pelted by hail!
Seaking lost 6% of its health.


Pole was all "gg bro". He missed my sexy Rest, though.

polelover44: ggggggggggg
SpaceGoo: RAWR
SpaceGoo: NOU
felixmartin: lol!!!
polelover44: BITCH
Raikou used Swift.
Seaking lost 21% of its health.
Seaking is fast asleep!
The hail continues to fall.
Raikou is pelted by hail!
Raikou lost 6% of its health.
Seaking is pelted by hail!
Seaking lost 6% of its health.
---
Raikou used Swift.
Seaking lost 21% of its health.
Seaking is fast asleep!
The hail continues to fall.
Raikou is pelted by hail!
Raikou lost 6% of its health.
Seaking is pelted by hail!
Seaking lost 6% of its health.
---
Raikou used Swift.
Seaking lost 22% of its health.
Seaking woke up!
Seaking used Ice Beam.
Raikou lost 18% of its health.
The hail continues to fall.
Raikou is pelted by hail!
Raikou lost 6% of its health.
polelover44's Raikou fainted.
Seaking is pelted by hail!
Seaking lost 6% of its health.


1-1 BITCHES.

SpaceGoo: FFFF
polelover44 switched in Golem (lvl 100 Golem ?).
SpaceGoo: SEXY
felixmartin: :O
SpaceGoo: xD
Seaking used Ice Beam.
It's super effective!
Golem lost 59% of its health.
Golem was frozen solid!
Golem is frozen solid!
The hail continues to fall.
Seaking is pelted by hail!
Seaking lost 6% of its health.
Golem is pelted by hail!
Golem lost 6% of its health.


THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT.

SpaceGoo: LOL
felixmartin: lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!
polelover44: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
SpaceGoo: LOLOLL
felixmartin: FROZEN!!
Seaking used Ice Beam.
It's super effective!
Golem lost 53% of its health.
polelover44's Golem fainted.
Golem was defrosted!
SpaceGoo wins!
SpaceGoo: OWNED
polelover44: I WIN BITCH
polelover44: GAY BITCH
polelover44: I WIN
polelover44 has left the room.
SpaceGoo: SEAKING SWEEEEEp
felixmartin has left the room.

NICE TRY POLE, BUT YOU CAN'T BEAT THE SEAKING. GGKTHNXBAI.

:3 ilu still. <3

[polelover44]

Fuck you Goo.

[Amphy]

Rules: Ladder Match, Sleep Clause, Freeze Clause, OHKO Clause, Evasion Clause, Species Clause, Strict Damage Clause, Soul Dew Clause
Amphee sent out Metagross (lvl 100 Metagross).
OHIRA sent out Smeargle (lvl 100 Smeargle ♂).
Metagross used Bullet Punch.
A critical hit!
Smeargle lost 100% of its health.
OHIRA's Smeargle fainted.

(What no focus sash?)

OHIRA has left the room.
Amphee wins!


Gotta love rage quitting noobs.

[Spartacus]

Rules: Evasion Clause, Freeze Clause, OHKO Clause, Self-KO Clause, Sleep Clause, Species Clause, Timed Battle
21GUNS. sent out Darkrai (lvl 100 Darkrai).
Spartacus sent out Yanmega (lvl 100 Yanmega ?).
21GUNS. switched in Kyogre (lvl 100 Kyogre).
Kyogre's Drizzle caused a storm!
Rain began to fall!
Yanmega used Protect.
Yanmega protected itself!
The rain continues to fall.
Yanmega's Speed Boost raised its speed!
---
Spartacus: this a warm up?
Delta 2777 has entered the room.
Yanmega used Hypnosis.
Kyogre fell asleep!
Kyogre is fast asleep!
The rain continues to fall.
Yanmega's Speed Boost raised its speed!
---
Delta 2777: WHAT WHAT IS THIS I DONT EVEN
21GUNS.: i will use this team vs you
Spartacus switched in Latias (lvl 100 Latias ?).
Kyogre is fast asleep!
The rain continues to fall.
---
21GUNS. switched in Jirachi (lvl 100 Jirachi).
Latias used Dragon Pulse.
It's not very effective...
Jirachi lost 29% of its health.
The rain continues to fall.
---
Delta 2777: .__;
Spartacus switched in Heatran (lvl 100 Heatran ?).
Jirachi used U-turn.
It's not very effective...
Heatran lost 4% of its health.
21GUNS.: you thought it was a joke
Delta 2777: yeah
21GUNS. switched in Kyogre (lvl 100 Kyogre).
Kyogre's Drizzle caused a storm!
The rain continues to fall.
---
Delta 2777: it is
Kyogre is fast asleep!
Heatran used Magma Storm.
It's not very effective...
Kyogre lost 12% of its health.
Kyogre was trapped in a vortex!!
The rain continues to fall.
Kyogre is hurt by Magma Storm!
Kyogre lost 6% of its health.
---
Kyogre is fast asleep!
Heatran used Explosion.
Kyogre lost 100% of its health.
21GUNS.'s Kyogre fainted.
Heatran lost 96% of its health.
Spartacus's Heatran fainted.
The rain continues to fall.
---
5-5
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21GUNS. switched in Jirachi (lvl 100 Jirachi).
Spartacus switched in Yanmega (lvl 100 Yanmega ?).
Yanmega used Protect.
Yanmega protected itself!
Jirachi used Trick.
Yanmega protected itself!
The rain continues to fall.
Yanmega's Speed Boost raised its speed!
---
Spartacus switched in Latias (lvl 100 Latias ?).
Jirachi used Trick.
Jirachi obtained Choice Specs!
Latias obtained Choice Scarf!
The rain continues to fall.
---
21GUNS. switched in Darkrai (lvl 100 Darkrai).
Latias used Shadow Ball.
It's not very effective...
A critical hit!
Darkrai lost 33% of its health.
The rain continues to fall.
---
Spartacus switched in Yanmega (lvl 100 Yanmega ?).
Darkrai used Dark Void.
Yanmega fell asleep!
Yanmega's Lum Berry cured its Sleep!
The rain continues to fall.
---
Yanmega used Protect.
Yanmega protected itself!
Darkrai used Dark Pulse.
Yanmega protected itself!
The rain continues to fall.
Yanmega's Speed Boost raised its speed!
---
21GUNS. switched in Jirachi (lvl 100 Jirachi).
Yanmega used Hypnosis.
Yanmega's attack missed!
The rain continues to fall.
Yanmega's Speed Boost raised its speed!
---
Yanmega used Hypnosis.
Jirachi fell asleep!
Jirachi is fast asleep!
The rain continues to fall.
Yanmega's Speed Boost raised its speed!
---
21GUNS. switched in Lucario (lvl 100 Lucario ?).
Yanmega used Bug Buzz.
It's not very effective...
Lucario lost 21% of its health.
The rain continues to fall.
Yanmega's Speed Boost raised its speed!
---
Delta 2777: Legend you can't use Ubers against me O.o
21GUNS.: yeah sure sure
Yanmega used Protect.
Yanmega protected itself!
Lucario used Extremespeed.
Yanmega protected itself!
The rain continues to fall.
Yanmega's Speed Boost raised its speed!
---
21GUNS.: we will see
Yanmega used Air Slash.
Lucario lost 59% of its health.
Lucario used Swords Dance.
Lucario's attack was sharply raised.
The rain continues to fall.
Yanmega's Speed Boost raised its speed!
---
Spartacus switched in Latias (lvl 100 Latias ?).
Lucario used Extremespeed.
Latias lost 87% of its health.
Lucario lost 10% of its health.
The rain continues to fall.
---
Spartacus: ouch
Lucario used Extremespeed.
Latias lost 83% of its health.
Spartacus's Latias fainted.
Lucario lost 10% of its health.
21GUNS.'s Lucario fainted.
The rain continues to fall.
---
4-4
---
21GUNS. switched in Darkrai (lvl 100 Darkrai).
Spartacus switched in Yanmega (lvl 100 Yanmega ?).
Yanmega used Protect.
Yanmega protected itself!
Darkrai used Dark Pulse.
Yanmega protected itself!
The rain continues to fall.
Yanmega's Speed Boost raised its speed!
---
Yanmega used Bug Buzz.
It's super effective!
Darkrai lost 124% of its health.
21GUNS.'s Darkrai fainted.
The rain continues to fall.
Yanmega's Speed Boost raised its speed!
---
4-3 Spartacus
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21GUNS. switched in Garchomp (lvl 100 Garchomp ?).
Yanmega used Bug Buzz.
Garchomp lost 55% of its health.
Garchomp used Dragon Claw.
Yanmega lost 73% of its health.
The rain continues to fall.
Yanmega's Speed Boost raised its speed!
---
21GUNS. switched in Jirachi (lvl 100 Jirachi).
Yanmega used Bug Buzz.
Jirachi lost 46% of its health.
The rain continues to fall.
Yanmega's Speed Boost raised its speed!
---
Yanmega used Bug Buzz.
Jirachi lost 48% of its health.
21GUNS.'s Jirachi fainted.
The rain continues to fall.
Yanmega's Speed Boost raised its speed!
---
4-2 Spartacus
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21GUNS. switched in Latios (lvl 100 Latios ?).
Yanmega used Bug Buzz.
It's super effective!
Latios lost 70% of its health.
Latios used Thunder.
It's super effective!
Yanmega lost 226% of its health.
Spartacus's Yanmega fainted.
The rain continues to fall.
---
3-2 Spartacus
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Spartacus switched in Mamoswine (lvl 100 Mamoswine ?).
21GUNS.: lol gg
Delta 2777: yanmega too strong
21GUNS.: i dont have sr
Spartacus: OH
Spartacus: MY
Spartacus: FUCKING
Spartacus: GOD
Mamoswine used Ice Shard.
It's super effective!
Latios lost 85% of its health.
21GUNS.'s Latios fainted.
Mamoswine lost 10% of its health.
The rain continues to fall.
---
3-1 Spartacus
---
Delta 2777: ._.
21GUNS. switched in Garchomp (lvl 100 Garchomp ?).
Mamoswine used Ice Shard.
It's super effective!
Garchomp lost 115% of its health.
21GUNS.'s Garchomp fainted.
Mamoswine lost 10% of its health.
Spartacus wins!
3-0 Spartacus
21GUNS. has left the room.
Spartacus: THAT TOTALLY DID NOT JUST HAPPEN
Delta 2777: yah it did
Delta 2777: get over yourself :P
Delta 2777 has left the room.

[Amphy]

Sorry Felix...

Rules: Evasion Clause, Freeze Clause, OHKO Clause, Self-KO Clause, Sleep Clause, Soul Dew Clause, Species Clause, Timed Battle
felixmartin sent out Monferno (lvl 100 Monferno ?).
Amphy sent out Yanma (lvl 100 Yanma ?).

As usual I start with protect to gain speed...

Yanma used Protect.
Yanma protected itself!
Monferno used Flare Blitz.
Yanma protected itself!
Yanma's Speed Boost raised its speed!
---

Now to Hypnosis...

Yanma used Hypnosis.
Monferno fell asleep!
Monferno is fast asleep!
Yanma's Speed Boost raised its speed!
---

Okay, now to kill this thing...

Yanma used Air Slash.
It's super effective!
Monferno lost 122% of its health.
Monferno hung on using its Focus Sash!
Monferno woke up!
Monferno used Flare Blitz.
It's super effective!
Yanma lost 317% of its health.
Yanma hung on using its Focus Sash!
Monferno was hit by recoil!
Monferno lost 33% of its health.
felixmartin's Monferno fainted.
Yanma's Speed Boost raised its speed!
---

First turn wake up? -_- Oh well, It's dead anyways.

felixmartin switched in Haunter (lvl 100 Haunter ?).

More sleeping!

Yanma used Hypnosis.
Haunter fell asleep!
Haunter is fast asleep!
Yanma's Speed Boost raised its speed!
---

Now to kill it...

Yanma used Air Slash.
A critical hit!
Haunter lost 121% of its health.
felixmartin's Haunter fainted.
Yanma's Speed Boost raised its speed!
---

More hax... I feel bad now...

felixmartin switched in Electabuzz (lvl 100 Electabuzz ?).
Amphy: sorry
Yanma used Hypnosis.
Electabuzz fell asleep!
Electabuzz is fast asleep!
Yanma's Speed Boost raised its speed!
---

Another hit... time to kill it...

SandslashPWNS has entered the room.
Yanma used Bug Buzz.
Electabuzz lost 44% of its health.
Electabuzz is fast asleep!
Yanma's speed won't go higher!
---

One more to finish it...

felixmartin: its ok..
Yanma used Bug Buzz.
A critical hit!
Electabuzz lost 90% of its health.
felixmartin's Electabuzz fainted.
Yanma's speed won't go higher!
---

Another crit... uh...

felixmartin switched in Gligar (lvl 100 Gligar ?).
Amphy: uh...
Yanma used Hypnosis.
Gligar fell asleep!
Gligar is fast asleep!
Yanma's speed won't go higher!
---

I'm really lucky today... time to kill...

felixmartin: im so stupid..
felixmartin: i just realized..
Yanma used Air Slash.
Gligar lost 52% of its health.
Gligar is fast asleep!
Yanma's speed won't go higher!
---

Yanma used Air Slash.
Gligar lost 52% of its health.
felixmartin's Gligar fainted.
Yanma's speed won't go higher!
---
felixmartin switched in Sneasel (lvl 100 Sneasel ?).
SandslashPWNS: xD

Obvious priority coming.

Amphy switched in Magmar (lvl 100 Magmar ?).
Sneasel used Ice Shard.
It's not very effective...
Magmar lost 30% of its health.
---

Mach Punch for the kill...

felixmartin switched in Seadra (lvl 100 Seadra ?).
Magmar used Mach Punch.
Seadra lost 16% of its health.
Seadra's Poison Point poisoned Magmar!
Seadra's leftovers restored its health a little!
Seadra restored 6% of its health.
Magmar is hurt by poison!
Magmar lost 12% of its health.
---

Crap...

Amphy switched in Yanma (lvl 100 Yanma ?).
Seadra used Dragon Dance.
Seadra's attack was raised.
Seadra's speed was raised.
Seadra's leftovers restored its health a little!
Seadra restored 6% of its health.
---

Let's see...

Seadra used Dragon Dance.
Seadra's attack was raised.
Seadra's speed was raised.
Yanma used Hypnosis.
Seadra fell asleep!
Seadra's leftovers restored its health a little!
Seadra restored 6% of its health.
Yanma's Speed Boost raised its speed!
---

Looks like he took the bait. Die.

Seadra is fast asleep!
Yanma used Air Slash.
Seadra lost 74% of its health.
Seadra's leftovers restored its health a little!
Seadra restored 6% of its health.
Yanma's Speed Boost raised its speed!
---
Yanma used Air Slash.
Seadra lost 67% of its health.
felixmartin's Seadra fainted.
Yanma's Speed Boost raised its speed!
---

xD

felixmartin: i thought you would protect..
Amphy: el oh el
felixmartin switched in Sneasel (lvl 100 Sneasel ?).
Amphy: owned
Sneasel used Pursuit.
Yanma lost 140% of its health.
Amphy's Yanma fainted.
---

NO! YANMA! Oh well. Haxiest game ever.

Amphy switched in Magmar (lvl 100 Magmar ?).
Amphy: gg
Magmar used Mach Punch.
It's super effective!
Sneasel lost 115% of its health.
felixmartin's Sneasel fainted.
Amphy wins!
felixmartin: gg
felixmartin has left the room.
SandslashPWNS has left the room.