A Guide to surviving in a Thunderstorm

[WOOPAH]

http://www.registercitizen.com/artic...5993804430.txt

What I have linked above is truly a tragic thing, a child has been struck by lightning and is struggling to survive. Here I am to help make sure that all of you will be prepared when you are outside in a thunderstorm. This is my guide to survive a thunderstorm.

Critically acclaimed guide by the following:

Originally Posted by Delta 2777

Whoa this will come in handy thanks!

Originally Posted by bilbo baggins

the drawings suck, but the guide was useful

Originally Posted by GaRgAnt

I'll follow this insanely awesome really fucked up guide! With fucked up drawings!

Originally Posted by Ace

Nothing is better than this.

More to come


1) Make sure you are with someone

Chances are, one of you have a 50-50 chance to get hit if lightning strikes. That's better than 100%.




2) If lightning strikes near you, run to a different area. There's always a chance that lightning strikes twice in the same place.




THIS IS THE BIGGEST RULE OF THEM ALL, I CANNOT STRESS THIS ONE ENOUGH:

3) Always, always, always stand near metal objects. This is backed up by scientific research. The + particles in the clouds always want to go to a place with many - particles. Metal objects always carry a lot of - particles so lightning will naturally strike the metal object instead of you. Below are a few pictures to fully demonstrate.

With:



Without:



I know, it's a little hurried, but Buzz said I was wasting hours of my life on this and I rushed to make it 20 minutes.

I hope this guide helped you and made you more aware of the dangers of lightning, and if requested, I will add more information.

[bilbo baggins]

pttp sucks what a noob
edit: the drawings suck

[GaRgAnt]

...The fuck is this?

Oh why not, haha, when I wanna end my life prematurely I'll follow this insanely awesome really fucked up guide! With fucked up drawings!

[Delta 2777]

I think the best way for you to avoid being banned and/or being a permanent troll is to plead mentally insane.
I mean, hey, it happens to be true.

[WOOPAH]

What can I say, I work things out so that all involved get something out of the deal.

[Ace.]

I'm impressed, Pttp. Nothing is better than this...I mean, besides everything else in the world, but I mean, who's counting that?

[BlackMarketTrader]

10/10.

[Mr. Whiscash]

Aw, I liked that guide.

[KiwiDean]

Lol, you forgot to mention that taller things are more likely to get struck.

So you need to add a picture where you stand with your 6' 8 African American friend who plays basketball. He'll get struck by lightning, and hence you'll be safe!

(No racism meant here. Basketball players are tall, and often African American)